February 2012
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verifying 2005
lola mcclure to lex Feb 9 (2 days ago)
lex,
something bothering me. can you confirm as reality: we were driving by those strip malls in cromwell, ct and out of nowhere! a horse galloping past an auto parts store or a petco or whatever, then disappearing?
wasn’t i wearing an eyepatch, too? while driving? for style?
love, lola
lex to me Feb 9 (2 days ago)
lola,
not only did both...
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feeling this. via diary of r. edwards, age 17
06/01/08 Top 10 Reasons to Forget About L—— W——-
Shes not the same person I fell in love with.
She is not in love with me anymore.
She did not like to kiss/touch/hug/sit close to/have sex with me in the end.
She has lost her spark since she became an atheist.
Her grades are falling, she doesn’t care about school, jobs, money, or success in life.
She is...
January 2012
6 posts
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Ask (Another) Abortion Provider: Roe vs. Wade,... →
thehairpintumblr:
“I knew I would like you instantly when I saw that you were wearing a zebra print shirt under your lab coat.”
i got another one up at the ‘pin!
“It’s important to get punched in the face when you’re young so that...”
– close friend/personal hero lilah ringler
December 2011
14 posts
“Just for the record, I would like it known by anybody who cares that I...”
– Lester Bangs, pulled from Sheila McClear’s “The Last of the Live Nude Girls”
#3 was always my favorite
in 2009 i was dating this guy whose most recent ex-girlfriend/current friend was throwing-plates-loose-rant jealous of me. we’d never met, so i don’t think it had much to do with me personally, but it made me feel pretty bad.
since i’ve got a strict non-competition clause with all women, i wanted to mediate it. generally i would have tried talking to her so that she would see my...
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mauspad replied to your photo: “After reading Dr. Baumrind’s article I feel bad”…
I’ve always thought his face looks like the Rey-Osterrieth figure.
oh shit, xue, you’re right
s/o fellow goth lifer melissa gira
me: people all “blixa bargeld isn’t goth, he was in german home depot commercials” as if there was something gother than a german home depot Colin: Victoria: “is this part of some previous conversation?” me: the conversation with my 16 year old goth self being permanently conducted in my head Colin: haha me: colin i thought about the sisters of mercy on four different occasions...
November 2011
3 posts
Rachel: lola you are going to LOVE this http://boingboing.net/2011/11/02/couples-nude-photo-shoot-inside-their-dead-horse.html
Me: hold on
Rachel: HERE IT COMES oh
Me:
Rachel: i’m at work, can i look at that
Me: yes absolutely, i made it for you
October 2011
4 posts
Watch“joey quits,” from jori ketten. (specialest moment begins at 1:50)
if you’re in the providence area, hire the what cheer? brigade to add that special brass-band punctuation mark to the end of any experiential sentence. i used to live there. some of these people were my roommates. the rest were my scenebros. providence always gets it done.
oh and The Dirt Palace adds:...
bach flower remedies
Agrimony - mental torture behind a cheerful face Aspen - fear of unknown things Beech - intolerance Centaury - the inability to say ‘no’ Cerato - lack of trust in one’s own decisions Cherry Plum - fear of the mind giving way Chestnut Bud - failure to learn from mistakes Chicory - selfish, possessive love Clematis - dreaming of the future without working in the present Crab...
really into every time tom waits talks about his...
“…a remarkable collaborator, and she’s a shiksa goddess and a trapeze artist, all of that. She can fix the truck. Expert on the African violet and all that. She’s outta this world. I don’t know what to say. I’m a lucky man. She has a remarkable imagination. And that’s the nation where I live. She’s bold, inventive and fearless. That’s who you...
September 2011
6 posts
just got back to my house in new haven after the really lovely girlsteak party, where katy porter reports that julia toasted to our “bounty” and also to the raccoon on the roof (“if he came down here we would tear him to shreds.”) anyway one of my roommates has brought home a dude law student who thinks that what turns a girl on is an in-depth knowledge of the bill of...
“It is one of the mysteries of our nature that a man, all unprepared, can receive...”
– Mark Twain - The Death of my Wife
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August 2011
2 posts
doesn't it almost sound fun almost
me: have you ever been pregnant before? patient: yes. i had a magical abortion. me: (all-accepting all-receiving show-nothing slow nod aka “the doc nod”) patient: …the kind with the pills…? me: oh. medical abortion! patient: yes! me and patient: hahaha me: i am going to be honest, i have never wanted to correct a patient less in my entire life.
NEEDLESTUCK'D!
Last Wednesday, a patient I was injecting jumped as I pulled out the needle and I got the damn thing right in the meat of my hand. Four hours later, I began post-exposure prophylaxis. First you get tested for HIV, Hep B & C to make sure you don’t already have all that shit. Then you get Hepatitis immunoglobulins, which are exactly what they sound like—goblins that go into your...
July 2011
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June 2011
2 posts
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May 2011
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April 2011
3 posts
excerpts from the 15 best yelp reviews of my post...
“I once bought 500 pens on Ebay and hand-delivered them to them - so at least there is a fucking working pen in the whole place that customers can use.”
“The website clearly states that this location is open until 7pm on weeknights. However, when I arrived, with a large package, on a cold and windy night, without gloves, after walking along fairly unlit, empty streets beside a...