doc sorrow

May 22

Subject: How to be alone and enjoy it…

“Dearest Granddaughter: Congratulations again and again. Yesterday was so special that I cannot put it into words. “How to be alone” That was your question to me. My answer is, that you are never alone, because you are with yourself, your thoughts..and being with yourself is good. Your mind never rests there is so much to think about Everyday is a challenge. After working hard all day, all week, you will thank haven for time for yourself. It will be time to stop and breathe.Time to enjoy quiet moments. Time to plan what to do next….Oh! my goodness, I am alone today…just with me. Life is great, I can breathe, I can relax„ I can smile at me in the mirror and say to myself… Nice intelligent face, pretty too….Life is great, now let’s put all this equipment to work. I shall take moment to thank God for my loving family, that have always been there for me. Say to yourself I like being being alone, I like who I am, I have a lot to think about…Life is beautiful….yes….and I am beautiful, inside and out. Love you, Grandma xxxxxoooo”

Apr 24

richwhitelesbian:

sext: u take off your shirt. i take off my pants. i take off another pair of pants. i take off a pair of pants under those pants. i take off an endlessly repeating series of pants. the designs get stranger and increasingly more surreal with every pair. 30 years later i’m still going and we are just as in love as the moment i took off the first pair.

i will find the love i need

(via msjamiekeiles)

Apr 13

my mom, as promised cc @maura @strippertweets @melissagira

mom@aol.com Apr 10 (3 days ago)
Subject: tuesday hello 

i know you will get mad at this but i need to address this. you are too old to not be wearing a slip when you wear a really see thru outfit. i am not interested in seeing your “lady parts” nor is anyone else especially young cousins and grandmothers. i really want to understand why this is such a problem for you. are you lazy, or making a statement about something. it is not proffesional in any way nor is it decent. it’s just a slip!!!! it will not lessen your integrity , sexuality or life. only you ,your doctors and your lovers should be seeing your privates. so, as your mother, and as the public (or should i say pubic!!) please wear a slip .

thanks,
Management

p.s. the email i really wanted to send was to thank you for coming to easter this year. i enjoy seeing both my daughters at such special family events. but i still want you to wear a slip!! (i smell a xmas gift!!!)

Apr 05

[video]

Mar 19

~meatworld irl buddies please save the date for my floating sleepover graduation party~

~meatworld irl buddies please save the date for my floating sleepover graduation party~

Mar 16

me: 

did that just make you crack up too

Xue: wegggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh 

me:  

better?

Xue: okay i laughed
FINE

Mar 12

thehairpintumblr: IUDs, or A Detailed Guide to Long-Term Sperm Scarecrows If they only had a heart [it would be very startling] one of the first comments is someone “appalled” by this picture. lady, i had to taste them

thehairpintumblr:

IUDs, or A Detailed Guide to Long-Term Sperm Scarecrows

If they only had a heart [it would be very startling]

one of the first comments is someone “appalled” by this picture. lady, i had to taste them

(Source: thehairpin)

Mar 11

i fully acknowledge that this note i wrote is every dj’s nightmare

i fully acknowledge that this note i wrote is every dj’s nightmare

Feb 29

There, that’s better. Now Tumblr is perfect. Siken (Richard) Sugar (Dear) Swans (the) Sharon (Van Etten)

There, that’s better. Now Tumblr is perfect.

Feb 27

[video]

Feb 17

hey, people who have enjoyed my stuff over at the hairpin or here: i’d like to write more, since dr. party is for the people and i’m now mostly done with 12-hour days of searing medical information into my brain for all eternity. is there anything you’d like to ask a question or learn more about because i will DO THIS FOR YOU SO HAPPILY here are some categories: sexual health (vag a specialty. IUDs? UTIs? BV? Menstrual cups? Birth control secrets?!!? & etc.) regular medicine, the kind that happens to the rest of your body booze and drugs safety or, more importantly, mastery  anything psych (would you like to talk about adderall, or benzos) docsorrow at gmail or replyyyy beloooowww?

hey, people who have enjoyed my stuff over at the hairpin or here: i’d like to write more, since dr. party is for the people and i’m now mostly done with 12-hour days of searing medical information into my brain for all eternity.

is there anything you’d like to ask a question or learn more about because i will DO THIS FOR YOU SO HAPPILY here are some categories:

docsorrow at gmail or replyyyy beloooowww?

the above photo depicts a pizza i received on january 19th 2012, my 26th birthday, a fateful event that has divided my lifetime into “birthdays before i experienced true friendship in the form of a pizza with my name on it” (0 to 25) and “birthdays after a pizza so astounded and touched me that i cried eating it” (26 to death) how is it possible that a pizza could be so meaningful? marie agentlover, my greatest friend, called my favorite pizzeria from her mansion in los angeles and long-distance ordered the above-pictured large pie, coordinating with surprise birthday party planners dylan and kelly on the ground in brooklyn to pick it up. when i showed up at my party it was waiting for me in a warmed oven. dylan, kelly, and most of all marie who is my witch-twin and constant gchat inspiration: you are my heart.

the above photo depicts a pizza i received on january 19th 2012, my 26th birthday, a fateful event that has divided my lifetime into “birthdays before i experienced true friendship in the form of a pizza with my name on it” (0 to 25) and “birthdays after a pizza so astounded and touched me that i cried eating it” (26 to death)

how is it possible that a pizza could be so meaningful? marie agentlover, my greatest friend, called my favorite pizzeria from her mansion in los angeles and long-distance ordered the above-pictured large pie, coordinating with surprise birthday party planners dylan and kelly on the ground in brooklyn to pick it up. when i showed up at my party it was waiting for me in a warmed oven. dylan, kelly, and most of all marie who is my witch-twin and constant gchat inspiration: you are my heart.

Feb 16

middletown, ct

middletown, ct

Feb 13

verifying 2005

lola mcclure to lex
Feb 9 (2 days ago)

lex,

something bothering me. can you confirm as reality: we were driving by those strip malls in cromwell, ct and out of nowhere! a horse galloping past an auto parts store or a petco or whatever, then disappearing?

wasn’t i wearing an eyepatch, too? while driving? for style?

love, 
lola

lex to me
Feb 9 (2 days ago)

lola,

not only did both those things happen, i have photographic evidence. 

love,
lex

Feb 09

feeling this. via diary of r. edwards, age 17

06/01/08
Top 10 Reasons to Forget About L—— W——-

  1. Shes not the same person I fell in love with.
  2. She is not in love with me anymore.
  3. She did not like to kiss/touch/hug/sit close to/have sex with me in the end.
  4. She has lost her spark since she became an atheist.
  5. Her grades are falling, she doesn’t care about school, jobs, money, or success in life.
  6. She is politically ignorent, will not vote, is uniformed about world issues, and is an anarchist.
  7. When we spend time together we always can find nothing to do but drugs.
  8. She stopped shaving her pits and legs. Also, she does not shower, washes her sheets or clothes. She is a dirty hippy.
  9. She has the sex drive of a rock.
  10. I am a better person (more productive, open-minded, motivated, sober, etc….) without her.