doc sorrow

Subject: How to be alone and enjoy it...

Tue, 22 May 2012 20:54:19 -0400

“Dearest Granddaughter: Congratulations again and again. Yesterday was so special that I cannot put it into words. “How to be alone” That was your question to me. My answer is, that you are never alone, because you are with yourself, your thoughts..and being with yourself is good. Your mind never rests there is so much to think about Everyday is a challenge. After working hard all day, all week, you will thank haven for time for yourself. It will be time to stop and breathe.Time to enjoy quiet moments. Time to plan what to do next….Oh! my goodness, I am alone today…just with me. Life is great, I can breathe, I can relax„ I can smile at me in the mirror and say to myself… Nice intelligent face, pretty too….Life is great, now let’s put all this equipment to work. I shall take moment to thank God for my loving family, that have always been there for me. Say to yourself I like being being alone, I like who I am, I have a lot to think about…Life is beautiful….yes….and I am beautiful, inside and out. Love you, Grandma xxxxxoooo”

richwhitelesbian: sext: u take off your shirt. i take off my pants. i take off another pair of...

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 13:00:00 -0400

richwhitelesbian:

sext: u take off your shirt. i take off my pants. i take off another pair of pants. i take off a pair of pants under those pants. i take off an endlessly repeating series of pants. the designs get stranger and increasingly more surreal with every pair. 30 years later i’m still going and we are just as in love as the moment i took off the first pair.

i will find the love i need

my mom, as promised cc @maura @strippertweets @melissagira

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 06:01:24 -0400

mom@aol.com Apr 10 (3 days ago)
Subject: tuesday hello

i know you will get mad at this but i need to address this. you are too old to not be wearing a slip when you wear a really see thru outfit. i am not interested in seeing your “lady parts” nor is anyone else especially young cousins and grandmothers. i really want to understand why this is such a problem for you. are you lazy, or making a statement about something. it is not proffesional in any way nor is it decent. it’s just a slip!!!! it will not lessen your integrity , sexuality or life. only you ,your doctors and your lovers should be seeing your privates. so, as your mother, and as the public (or should i say pubic!!) please wear a slip .

thanks,
Management

p.s. the email i really wanted to send was to thank you for coming to easter this year. i enjoy seeing both my daughters at such special family events. but i still want you to wear a slip!! (i smell a xmas gift!!!)

maura: jawnita: HOW DID I JUST HEAR THIS NOW? NO MATTER. STOP...

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 14:13:33 -0400

maura:

jawnita:

HOW DID I JUST HEAR THIS NOW? NO MATTER. STOP THE PRESSES, TAKE YR MEDS, CHANGE YR PANTYHOSE AND CALL YR GRANDMA CAUSE SISTERS WITH VOICES ARE DROPPING A NEW ALBUM IN TWELVE DAYS AND FINNA SHOW THESE LIL CASSIE VENTURAS RUNNING AROUND HOW TO FUCK UP A HOOK. WITH GUSTO. THOUGHT THIS MIGHT BE SUPER RELIG CUZ COKO HAS IMMERSED HERSELF IN THE CLOTH SINCE ‘97 WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE BUT THEY ARE APPARENTLY JUST CRESTING ON THE VIBES OF THEIR GREATEST HITS WHICH IS MORE THAN FINE. I’M ABOUT TO BECOME A REAL PUNK THIS SUMMER. EXPECT TO SEE ME AT ALL YOUR BLOCK PARTIES, HALF-TRASHED AND SCREAMING ON YR DJ TIL S/HE PLAYS THIS SHIT. GET EXCITEDDDDDDD!!!!!

julianne <3 <3

julianne!!!

~meatworld irl buddies please save the date for my floating...

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 20:31:00 -0400

~~~meatworld~~ irl buddies please save the date for my floating sleepover graduation party~

me: did that just make you crack up tooXue:...

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 22:33:00 -0400

me:

did that just make you crack up too

Xue: wegggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh

me:

better?

Xue: okay i laughed
FINE

thehairpintumblr: IUDs, or A Detailed Guide to Long-Term Sperm...

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 14:24:00 -0400

thehairpintumblr:

IUDs, or A Detailed Guide to Long-Term Sperm Scarecrows

If they only had a heart [it would be very startling]

one of the first comments is someone “appalled” by this picture. lady, i had to taste them

i fully acknowledge that this note i wrote is every dj’s...

Sun, 11 Mar 2012 21:37:00 -0400

i fully acknowledge that this note i wrote is every dj’s nightmare

There, that’s better. Now Tumblr is perfect. Siken...

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 11:53:00 -0500

There, that’s better. Now Tumblr is perfect.

Siken (Richard)
Sugar (Dear)
Swans (the)
Sharon (Van Etten)

Dear Stranger, by Shizuka Yokomizo For this 1998-2000 series of...

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 22:04:27 -0500

Dear Stranger, by Shizuka Yokomizo

For this 1998-2000 series of portraits, photographer Shizuka Yokomizo left several anonymous letters on the doorsteps of random ground floor apartments that read:

“Dear Stranger,

I am an artist working on a photographic project which involves people I do not know…. I would like to take a photograph of you standing in your front room from the street in the evening.”

The letter specified a certain ten-minute period during which the artist would approach, take the picture, and slip back into the darkness. She would only reveal her identity once her subjects received a print and contact information (so that they could let her know if they objected to their portrait being exhibited).

Yokomizo made sure that when the photos were taken, the light would be too dark outside to see her — it would only allow her subjects to see their own reflections in the window they were looking out of.

hey, people who have enjoyed my stuff over at the hairpin or...

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 14:36:00 -0500

hey, people who have enjoyed my stuff over at the hairpin or here: i’d like to write more, since dr. party is for the people and i’m now mostly done with 12-hour days of searing medical information into my brain for all eternity.

is there anything you’d like to ask a question or learn more about because i will DO THIS FOR YOU SO HAPPILY here are some categories:

sexual health (vag a specialty. IUDs? UTIs? BV? Menstrual cups? Birth control secrets?!!? & etc.)
regular medicine, the kind that happens to the rest of your body
booze and drugs safety or, more importantly, mastery
anything psych (would you like to talk about adderall, or benzos)

docsorrow at gmail or replyyyy beloooowww?

the above photo depicts a pizza i received on january 19th 2012,...

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 10:00:00 -0500

the above photo depicts a pizza i received on january 19th 2012, my 26th birthday, a fateful event that has divided my lifetime into “birthdays before i experienced true friendship in the form of a pizza with my name on it” (0 to 25) and “birthdays after a pizza so astounded and touched me that i cried eating it” (26 to death)

how is it possible that a pizza could be so meaningful? marie agentlover, my greatest friend, called my favorite pizzeria from her mansion in los angeles and long-distance ordered the above-pictured large pie, coordinating with surprise birthday party planners dylan and kelly on the ground in brooklyn to pick it up. when i showed up at my party it was waiting for me in a warmed oven. dylan, kelly, and most of all marie who is my witch-twin and constant gchat inspiration: you are my heart.

middletown, ct

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 06:00:05 -0500

middletown, ct

verifying 2005

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 08:00:00 -0500

lola mcclure to lex
Feb 9 (2 days ago)

lex,

something bothering me. can you confirm as reality: we were driving by those strip malls in cromwell, ct and out of nowhere! a horse galloping past an auto parts store or a petco or whatever, then disappearing?

wasn’t i wearing an eyepatch, too? while driving? for style?

love,
lola

lex to me
Feb 9 (2 days ago)

lola,

not only did both those things happen, i have photographic evidence.

love,
lex

feeling this. via diary of r. edwards, age 17

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:35:00 -0500

06/01/08
Top 10 Reasons to Forget About L—— W——-

Shes not the same person I fell in love with.
She is not in love with me anymore.
She did not like to kiss/touch/hug/sit close to/have sex with me in the end.
She has lost her spark since she became an atheist.
Her grades are falling, she doesn’t care about school, jobs, money, or success in life.
She is politically ignorent, will not vote, is uniformed about world issues, and is an anarchist.
When we spend time together we always can find nothing to do but drugs.
She stopped shaving her pits and legs. Also, she does not shower, washes her sheets or clothes. She is a dirty hippy.
She has the sex drive of a rock.
I am a better person (more productive, open-minded, motivated, sober, etc….) without her.

risingtensions: Parachute of Dark Secrets

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 09:36:45 -0500

risingtensions:

Parachute of Dark Secrets

hey did you guys know that i got a Dear Sugar tattoo on friday?...

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 21:55:27 -0500

hey did you guys know that i got a Dear Sugar tattoo on friday? from #41, Like An Iron Bell:

“Do you realize that your refusal to utter the word love to your lover has created a force field all its own? Withholding distorts reality. It makes the people who do the withholding ugly and small-hearted. It makes the people from whom things are withheld crazy and desperate and incapable of knowing what they actually feel.

So release yourself from that. Don’t be strategic or coy. Strategic and coy are for jackasses. Be brave. Be authentic. Practice saying the word love to the people you love so when it matters the most to say it, you will.

We’re all going to die, Johnny. Hit the iron bell like it’s dinnertime.”

Ask (Another) Abortion Provider: Roe vs. Wade, 39th Anniversary Commemorative Edition

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 20:14:56 -0500

Ask (Another) Abortion Provider: Roe vs. Wade, 39th Anniversary Commemorative Edition:

thehairpintumblr:

“I knew I would like you instantly when I saw that you were wearing a zebra print shirt under your lab coat.”

i got another one up at the ‘pin!

thehairpintumblr: These bowtied cervixes are ready for the...

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 13:11:00 -0500

thehairpintumblr:

These bowtied cervixes are ready for the Golden Globes.

A Scenic Guide to Your Abnormal Pap Smear

i wrote a new article over on my favorite blog in the world.

u already know

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 10:00:05 -0500

u already know